Funny things

1.) A man 80 years of age married a young lady. A year later he carried her to the hospital and she had a baby. The nurse said to the man: "At your age, how do you do that?" The man answered "You just have to keep the motor running". Another year passes, and the man carries her back to the hospital, another baby. The same nurse asked the man:"You are something else, how do you do that?" He said," I told you that you just have to keep the motor running." Another year and back to the hospital for another baby. the same nuse said:" You are unbelievable how do you do that?" He said:" you gotta keep the motor running." She answered:"well you better change the oil because this one came out black!!

2.)A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, he took the seat. As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind him yelled " YEAH BABY! that's what I've been waiting for!!" The man in the front row tuned around and gave him a dirty look. Afew minutes into the show, the dancer did a move and snatched off her top, revealing two pasties. the guy behind our friend goes off again. "YEAH BABY! SHAKE THOSE THINGS!!" our friend turned around and said,"Hey buddy shut the hell up will ya!" A few minutes later the dancer stretched out on the floor and snatched off the pasties and the g-string, and the whole club went wild except for the man behind our friend. Curious our friend turned around and asked, "Hey buddy, where's your're enthusiasm now?" The guy responded, "It's all over your back dude!!"

3.) A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands directly next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your twinkie." She says," I know, I'm gonna get get boobs too!"

4.)Q.: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A.: It's not hard

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