There was a construction worker on the 3rd floor of an unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but he was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but the guy couldn't understand a word he was saying.
First he pointed at his eyes(meaning "I") then he pointed at his knees (meaning need) and he moved his hand back and forth describing the motion of a handsaw. Finally the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off. The guy on the third floor got pissed off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy "you idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a handsaw." The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming!"
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